Faithful Thinker Prints

Man ignores the 'Science' section and looks in the 'Stuff You Believe Anyway' section."

Thomas Aquinas

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"I guess if Jesus had been born a century ago this would be a tiny gold electric chair, huh?"

'Today I learned it's hard not to sound condescending when explaining science to a religious person.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

The Lord is my blacksmith, tailor, baker, plumber. . .

'Kim Jong il!... Why did you go?'

The Tears of Christ

'What about penumbras?'

"You prayed for me to stop mocking your religion, yet I'm still doing it? It's almost as if your god is not real."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

Jesus Wept

Jesus wept

"Do you offer a warranty?"

"Don't believe in me? Well, I don't believe in you either!"

"We Christians must not tolerate those who preach intolerance. . ."

The Book of Millie

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

Rowan Williams

Christian scientist with a appendicitis ahead (Please do not laugh.)

'Pray for peace... or war.'

'What if the Virgin Mary hadn't gone along with the idea?'

Turned the other cheek

"We could have a cure for cancer, but atheists like you won't pray for it."

'But if this 'No-working-on-the-Sabbath' goes through, where does that leave us?'

"You never told us you'd let us off 15,000 KMS from home!"

"I'm praying to you directly, lord, as my attorney's prayers seem to have gone unanswered."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"