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God Sneezes Out Creation

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"God works in mysterious ways."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

'Pop-up Bible.'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

Jesus wept

Men's Prayer Group.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

House of Wishful Thinking

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

'Pray for peace... or war.'

Thomas Aquinas

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'How can you be so cheap?'

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'