Level Uplifter Gifts

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

Gamers

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

"I'm beginning to think they replaced the ladder of success with a greased pole."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Brawnstorming session.

Dog Weightlifting

Game Addiction

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Pushy Coach.

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

"I was building up my pecs."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"I love strong coffee."

"By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it."

strong man bends an iron bar

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'