Level-up Lover Gifts

Game Addiction

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"To get to the next level, click 'I do.'"

'This is nothing like the video games I love.'

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

Archimedes statue with a lever

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"The boss can see you now."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Gamers

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Zorro as a child.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Scotsman in the bath...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Bigfoot tracks...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'