Level-up Lover Mugs

Game Addiction

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"To get to the next level, click 'I do.'"

'This is nothing like the video games I love.'

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Archimedes statue with a lever

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Gamers

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

"The boss can see you now."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Bigfoot tracks...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Scotsman in the bath...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui