Relationship Upgrade Enthusiast Mugs

'It's nothing personally against you, Walter, but I'm upgrading to a more advanced husband.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

Man feeding his computer money.

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Growing Love

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"Too desperate?"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

Love

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."