Relationship Upgrader Mugs

"Good day, madam, according to the terms and conditions of your marriage vows, you are now eligible for a full-husband upgrade."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Try Mediation

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Window Treatment

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

"My computer just texted me."

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"Arthur, I need my space."

Heart to heart talk.

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'