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"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Bring out yer books!'

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Man feeding his computer money.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Current location

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Moon Lander

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'