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"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'Bring out yer books!'

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Man feeding his computer money.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

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A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Moon Lander

Current location

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."