Upgrade Aficionado Gifts

STRIP Hambone: expensive new computer model

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Man feeding his computer money.

Inflating Boobs.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Roads with a view.

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

Online Shopping.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

I love my motor.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'