Upgrade Enthusiasts Gifts

I can be upgraded, can you?

'I can't get my computer to work.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Internet.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Technological Dependence.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Man feeding his computer money.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Foxhole - digging robot

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Communication