Upgrade Enthusiasts Gifts

I can be upgraded, can you?

'I can't get my computer to work.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Man feeding his computer money.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Technological Dependence.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Foxhole - digging robot

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."