Level-grinder Gifts

Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You ok in there? I think I'm dying here. What? D'you need me to call 911? I don

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Office slaves.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"Play on."

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Game Addiction

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

Good, huh? I grind my own cocoa beans.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Commuter X-Ray

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Straightening up.

"Pawn to King Four."

Mountain Bike tracks.

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

"In this game you graduate college, get a good job and take care of your parents in their old age...my dad bought me the game."

"I'm getting tired of this same old office grind."

"Oh boy, one sure way to stop my parents from laughing is to show them my school report..."

'we tried everything to stop him from sacking our quarterback: double teams,triple teams... nothing worked.

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'

"Same."

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment. I have to go to Summer School."