Gears Grinder Gifts

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Office slaves.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Touring Cyclist

Sport Utility Boot.

Guitar Man.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Getting through the week.

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

9-5, 5-9

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Play on."

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

Parts of an automobile

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Forgotten anything?"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

Man checks the gears in his chest.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

Car surrenders.

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Lighting a Pipe