9-to-5 Grinders Gifts

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Office slaves.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

"Want to go watch the people who get to leave at a normal hour?"

"Honey! We're home!"

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Thinking outside the box.

'Enjoy the race race, dear.'

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

The week at a glance.

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"Pawn to King Four."

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Mountain Bike tracks.

Commuter X-Ray

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

'we tried everything to stop him from sacking our quarterback: double teams,triple teams... nothing worked.

"I'm getting tired of this same old office grind."

"Same."

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'

"You're married to your job, but it's time for a divorce."