Nine-to-fivers Gifts

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

Office slaves.

Work Slave

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"Honey! We're home!"

Job complaints on road signs.

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

"Want to go watch the people who get to leave at a normal hour?"

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

Thinking outside the box.

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

'Enjoy the race race, dear.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'

The week at a glance.

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

'One moment, please.'

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'

"You're married to your job, but it's time for a divorce."

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

Monday Morning at 9:02 am

'How come your hard days at the office are harder than anyone else's hard days at the office.'

"Must be 5 o'clock, eh?"

"I'll have what everyone else is having."