'How come your hard days at the office are harder than anyone else's hard days at the office.'
Nine-to-five Warrior Gifts
Looking for a gift for your dedicated nine-to-five warrior? Our collection offers witty, thoughtful items perfect for anyone who navigates the hustle with a smile. From mugs that kickstart mornings to t-shirts that show off their work ethic, find a gift that honors their daily dedication and adds a dash of fun to their routine.
"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."
Office slaves.
Laptop Dancing.
"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."
"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"
'Would you all please congatulate...'
Work Slave
Time Out For Teddy
I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!
"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."
'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'
"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."
Executive Asks Death To Wait
"Have a good weekend!"
It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.
"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."
"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."
'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'
"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"
"Honey! We're home!"
"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving
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"Want to go watch the people who get to leave at a normal hour?"
"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"
'He's under office-arrest.'
"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."
'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'
'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'
Thinking outside the box.
"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."
International House of Paperwork
'Enjoy the race race, dear.'
'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'
'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'
Nine-to-five Warrior Gifts Collection
Nine-to-five Warrior Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that honor the nine-to-five warrior—perfect for bringing humor and caffeine to any workday.
Nine-to-five Warrior Pillows
Find cozy pillows that add humor and encouragement for the busy bees—the perfect gift for the dedicated nine-to-five warrior.
Nine-to-five Warrior Prints
View our inspiring prints that pay tribute to the hustle and resilience of nine-to-five warriors—ideal for home or office decor.
Nine-to-five Warrior T-Shirts
Discover our collection of t-shirts that celebrate the hardworking spirit of nine-to-five warriors with wit and style.