Nine-to-five Warrior Pillows

'How come your hard days at the office are harder than anyone else's hard days at the office.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Office slaves.

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Work Slave

Time Out For Teddy

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Have a good weekend!"

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"Honey! We're home!"

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

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"Want to go watch the people who get to leave at a normal hour?"

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'He's under office-arrest.'

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

Thinking outside the box.

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

International House of Paperwork

'Enjoy the race race, dear.'

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'