"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."
Nine-to-five Survivor Pillows
Add a touch of comfort and humor to their workspace or home with our nine-to-five survivor pillows—ideal for office chairs or cozy corners, bringing a lighthearted vibe.
Thinking outside the box.
Office slaves.
Evil Exams!
Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.
"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."
Work Slave
I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!
'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'
"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"
"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."
"Honey! We're home!"
"Want to go watch the people who get to leave at a normal hour?"
"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."
Job complaints on road signs.
"What next?" "Don't tell me."
'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'
'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'
'Enjoy the race race, dear.'
'Why do you need an alarm clock'
"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."
The week at a glance.
'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'
"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."
'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'
Stop the world. I want to get off again.
"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."
'One moment, please.'
"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"
'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'
"You're married to your job, but it's time for a divorce."
'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'
You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana
"I was hoping to retire at 60 - but I have to wait until 65 if I want to finish this latest survey."
Monday Morning at 9:02 am
Nine-to-five Survivor Pillows Collection
Nine-to-five Survivor Mugs
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Nine-to-five Survivor Prints
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Nine-to-five Survivor T-Shirts
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