'Enjoy the race race, dear.'
Nine-to-five Navigator Pillows
Add comfort and humor to their workspace or home with pillows that feature witty designs for the pragmatic professional. A cozy way to remind them to find joy in their daily routine.
"You're married to your job, but it's time for a divorce."
"I used to be concerned with process and results. Now I just want to go home early."
'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'
Office slaves.
"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."
"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."
"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."
Department of Nanotechnology
"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."
'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'
"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."
"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"
"Honey! We're home!"
Nethead strip: Speak binary
'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'
The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM
'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'
Thinking outside the box.
'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'
Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.
Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.
"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."
Sleepwalking Golfer
"Enigmas happen. Relax for goodness sake."
The week at a glance.
'Why do you need an alarm clock'
'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'
"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."
"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."
"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."
How to save mankind...
'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'
'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'
Follow your bliss. The obstacle is the path. If you aim for it, you are turning away from it. Zen GPS.
Nine-to-five Navigator Pillows Collection
Nine-to-five Navigator Mugs
Explore our hilarious and uplifting mugs designed for the nine-to-five champions. Discover a variety of styles that bring humor and motivation to every coffee break.
Nine-to-five Navigator Prints
Brighten up their workspace with motivational prints inspired by the busy professional’s life. Unique designs that inspire and entertain in equal measure.
Nine-to-five Navigator T-Shirts
Check out our collection of witty t-shirts for the busy professional—perfect for casual office days or weekend lounging, celebrating their hardworking spirit.