Number Warrior Gifts

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Biceps, muscles and brawn

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Bench Press Accident

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Second lifeReal life.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"I will avenge you, Father."

NHS targets

Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Call Center.

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

The Last Flower

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

Global warming.

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

'Jenkins came back from his vacation a little too decompressed.'

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'