Nine-to-five Juggler Gifts

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Football

Balancing work and family

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Wealth Juggler.

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Brickie's Mate

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

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'While you were out I replaced you.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

'The numbers aren't working.'

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."