Double-shift Juggler Gifts

'I need to find a balance between my job and my second job.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Golfing Boss

"The meeting will come to order."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I had to skip my workout."

Stressed over time management

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Took On Too Much

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

Stress

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

Brickie's Mate

Monday around 9PM.

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Hourglass Dumptruck

'So, how long will this take?'

"Time to do it in!"

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Multitasking

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Quicksands of time