Double-shift Juggler Gifts

'I need to find a balance between my job and my second job.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Golfing Boss

"The meeting will come to order."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I had to skip my workout."

Stressed over time management

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Took On Too Much

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

Brickie's Mate

Stress

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

Monday around 9PM.

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

'So, how long will this take?'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Time to do it in!"

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Multitasking

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Quicksands of time

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"