Nine-to-five Juggler T-Shirts

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Football

Balancing work and family

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Wealth Juggler.

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

Brickie's Mate

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

'While you were out I replaced you.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

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"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."