9 To 5 Appreciators Gifts

"Want to go watch the people who get to leave at a normal hour?"

Office slaves.

'Projectile painting.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

"Honey! We're home!"

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

'Enjoy the race race, dear.'

Thinking outside the box.

The Harold Pinter theatre...

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"This is your ninth birthday party this year."

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

"Hot flashes?"

Campaign for Surreal Ale.

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

A patient plays the trumpet while in therapy.

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'And what do you do for a living Duncan?' 'I write instruction manuals for computers.'

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

"You're married to your job, but it's time for a divorce."

The art of Eddy Cucumba: flying cow at night.

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'