Grade Grinder Gifts

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment. I have to go to Summer School."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Office slaves.

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

9-5, 5-9

"Play on."

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

Examiners.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

Truth In Education

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

'If I had Doppler, it would be predicting a storm when my parents see this grade on my meteorology test.'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

Examiners Nightmare.

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'