Gear Grinder Gifts

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"Since I know technology and not cars, I'll put it in terms that I know - my offline browser has been disabled."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Office slaves.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Sport Utility Boot.

Guitar Man.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Getting through the week.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

9-5, 5-9

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Play on."

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Forgotten anything?"

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

Man checks the gears in his chest.

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Economic order in Cuba

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

'That's our safety director. He takes safety very seriously.'