Motivated Grinder Gifts

"My formula for success is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent desperation."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Office slaves.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Exercise now!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

9-5, 5-9

"Play on."

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Working out.

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

'Well, we made it.'

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

Commuter X-Ray

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

Motivation

Mountain Bike tracks.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"Pawn to King Four."

Sale.

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

New Year's Resolution. . .

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'