Daytime Grinder Gifts

9-5, 5-9

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Commutobile

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Sunrise and Sunset

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

A usual day.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

"Don't get caught."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

Evolution explained.

"Pawn to King Four."

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"If you really want to stay on here, Wiles, you're going to have to give more effort."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

Commuter X-Ray

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow.'

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'