Daily Grind Enthusiast Gifts

'Ahh...I see your future. Get up, go to work, go to bed. Get up, go to work, go to bed. Get...'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Commuters.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Commuter

In and Out Waistline

Commutobile

I hate monday mornings.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Getting through the week.

9-5, 5-9

"You have arrived at your destination."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

A usual day.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"Don't get caught."

The Jerck Manual

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

Man and woman with laundry

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

Evolution explained.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"Pawn to King Four."

Please continue to hold, but feel free to switch hands.