Daily Grind Enthusiast Pillows

'Ahh...I see your future. Get up, go to work, go to bed. Get up, go to work, go to bed. Get...'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Commuters.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Commuter

In and Out Waistline

Commutobile

I hate monday mornings.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Getting through the week.

9-5, 5-9

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

"You have arrived at your destination."

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

A usual day.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

The Jerck Manual

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Don't get caught."

Man and woman with laundry

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Evolution explained.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Commuter X-Ray

"Pawn to King Four."