Daily Grind Guru Pillows

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Commutobile

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate monday mornings.

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

9-5, 5-9

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

A usual day.

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Don't get caught."

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

Evolution explained.

Please continue to hold, but feel free to switch hands.

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Commuter X-Ray

"If you really want to stay on here, Wiles, you're going to have to give more effort."