The Daily Grind Survivor Pillows

'Fred's had a rough day. He was laid off, run down, set up, and now he's fit to be tied.'

Commutobile

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

I hate monday mornings.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

Monday morning is nigh.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

A usual day.

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Don't get caught."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

Evolution explained.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Please continue to hold, but feel free to switch hands.

Commuter X-Ray

"Pawn to King Four."

"If you really want to stay on here, Wiles, you're going to have to give more effort."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow.'

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Clockwork Revolving Door

"Next up is Alex's dad who's going to tell us all about the job that he has and feels desperately trapped in."