Daily Grind Escapist Pillows

'I wonder when he's going to realize he's not on a bus.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Commutobile

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

A usual day.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Stop staring at that screen saver!

"Don't get caught."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

Evolution explained.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

"If you really want to stay on here, Wiles, you're going to have to give more effort."

Message in a bottle.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Commuter X-Ray

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"Pawn to King Four."

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'