Daily Grind Escapist Pillows

'I wonder when he's going to realize he's not on a bus.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Commutobile

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Young Houdini

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

A usual day.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

"Don't get caught."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

Evolution explained.

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

Please continue to hold, but feel free to switch hands.

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

Commuter X-Ray

"Pawn to King Four."

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"If you really want to stay on here, Wiles, you're going to have to give more effort."

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.