Daily Grind Expert Pillows

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Commutobile

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate monday mornings.

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

9-5, 5-9

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

A usual day.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Don't get caught."

Sugar Machine

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

Evolution explained.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

Please continue to hold, but feel free to switch hands.

"Before this I flipped houses."

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Commuter X-Ray

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"Pawn to King Four."

"If you really want to stay on here, Wiles, you're going to have to give more effort."

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'