Daily Grind Warrior Pillows

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Commutobile

I hate monday mornings.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

9-5, 5-9

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

A usual day.

Do not feed the clerks.

'Oh come on, we all have our crosses to bear.'

"Lunchward ho!"

The Jerck Manual

"I hope your day is going bad."

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

A spider meal prepping

"Don't get caught."

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

'Wednesday wave.'