Daily Grind Warrior Prints

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line

Commutobile

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

I hate monday mornings.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

9-5, 5-9

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Do not feed the clerks.

A usual day.

"Lunchward ho!"

A spider meal prepping

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

The Jerck Manual

"Don't get caught."

"I hope your day is going bad."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

'Wednesday wave.'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '