Daily Grind Pillows

Commutobile

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

I hate monday mornings.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

9-5, 5-9

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

A usual day.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Don't get caught."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

Evolution explained.

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

Commuter X-Ray

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

"Pawn to King Four."

"If you really want to stay on here, Wiles, you're going to have to give more effort."

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'You mean you are just now discovering multi-tasking?'

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow.'

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'

"I'm getting tired of this same old office grind."

Clockwork Revolving Door

Commuters.

"Next up is Alex's dad who's going to tell us all about the job that he has and feels desperately trapped in."