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Commutobile

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

I hate monday mornings.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

9-5, 5-9

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

A usual day.

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

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"Don't get caught."

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

Snake Blogging,

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

'Quit fooling with that stupid blog and do some REAL writing!'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

Evolution explained.

'Can my own tweets be used against me?'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'