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"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Commutobile

I hate monday mornings.

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

9-5, 5-9

Collected works

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

A usual day.

"Don't get caught."

"It started out as the Great American Novel. Then The Great American Screenplay. . . Short Story. . . Blog Post. . . And now I've got it edited down to a Tweet."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Snake Blogging,

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

Happiness is blogging the first days of summer.

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'Oh, I am SO going to put this on my blog!'

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

'Quit fooling with that stupid blog and do some REAL writing!'

'Can my own tweets be used against me?'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'