Daily Grind Philosopher Pillows

Evolution explained.

'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow!'

"Go ahead, shoot me! It'll take the guesswork out of my day."

The seven dwarfs of Syosset

"Next up is Alex's dad who's going to tell us all about the job that he has and feels desperately trapped in."

If life is a journey, mine is on a treadmill.

'Just missed a bus? My heart goes out to you.'

Daily Commute.

"There's nothing more obsolete than yesterday's newspapers, or whatever it was the boss was prioritising 15 minutes ago."

"No, I don't think you can get leg traveling from your home office to the kitchen."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Commutobile

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate monday mornings.

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

9-5, 5-9

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

A usual day.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"I've figured out why my life is boring."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

"Is this a good time to bring up a car problem?"

"Don't get caught."

"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst