Daily Grind Expert Gifts

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Commutobile

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

I hate monday mornings.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

9-5, 5-9

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

A usual day.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Don't get caught."

Sugar Machine

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

Evolution explained.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Commuter X-Ray

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"Pawn to King Four."

"If you really want to stay on here, Wiles, you're going to have to give more effort."

"Before this I flipped houses."

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow.'