Daily Grind Guru Gifts

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Commutobile

I hate monday mornings.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

9-5, 5-9

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

A usual day.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"Don't get caught."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

Evolution explained.

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"Pawn to King Four."

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

"I love quinoa, but freekeh is more fun to say."

"If you really want to stay on here, Wiles, you're going to have to give more effort."

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.