Motivated Grinder Pillows

"My formula for success is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent desperation."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Office slaves.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Exercise now!

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

9-5, 5-9

"Play on."

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Working out.

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

'Well, we made it.'

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

Commuter X-Ray

Sale.

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

"Pawn to King Four."

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Motivation

Mountain Bike tracks.

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'