Xp Grinder Pillows

Sale.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Office slaves.

Commutobile

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Guitar Man.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

9-5, 5-9

"Play on."

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"Pawn to King Four."

Commuter X-Ray

'The tough part of making a living is that you have to do it all over again tomorrow.'

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

"Same."

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'