Professional Grinder Pillows

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Office slaves.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Guitar Man.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"Play on."

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Commuter X-Ray

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

Sale.

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

Mountain Bike tracks.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"Pawn to King Four."

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

Commuters.

"Wow. This sucks."

'we tried everything to stop him from sacking our quarterback: double teams,triple teams... nothing worked.

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'