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"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Office slaves.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Guitar Man.

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"Play on."

And I intend to fill it. For nature abhors a vacuum.'

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

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"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

Mountain Bike tracks.

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

Sale.

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Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"Pawn to King Four."

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

"Wow. This sucks."

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'

"I've been to the office..."

"Same."

'we tried everything to stop him from sacking our quarterback: double teams,triple teams... nothing worked.