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The Quarterback

'we tried everything to stop him from sacking our quarterback: double teams,triple teams... nothing worked.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Office slaves.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Getting through the week.

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

9-5, 5-9

"Play on."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

"Pawn to King Four."

Mountain Bike tracks.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"All you gotta do for a million bucks, big guy, is show up on weekends and run down the field with this ball."

'We're a coalition force, ref.'

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Commuter X-Ray

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'