Gridiron Grinder Pillows

The Quarterback

'we tried everything to stop him from sacking our quarterback: double teams,triple teams... nothing worked.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Office slaves.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Getting through the week.

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

9-5, 5-9

"Play on."

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

Mountain Bike tracks.

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

"All you gotta do for a million bucks, big guy, is show up on weekends and run down the field with this ball."

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"Pawn to King Four."

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

'We're a coalition force, ref.'

Commuter X-Ray

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'

"Wow. This sucks."