Grade Grinders Pillows

"Oh boy, one sure way to stop my parents from laughing is to show them my school report..."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"How'd I do on the test?"

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

Examiners.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"Report card."

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'So, you see, Dad, if we compare our overall school performance, I'm actually doing better than you did at my age.'

GCSE's

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"