Gravel Grinder Pillows

Mountain Bike tracks.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Office slaves.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Guitar Man.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Getting through the week.

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"Play on."

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"Pawn to King Four."

'Why is he always hanging around?'

Commuter X-Ray

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

"Same."

'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'

The goblin and the sexton

'we tried everything to stop him from sacking our quarterback: double teams,triple teams... nothing worked.

"Wow. This sucks."